Not A Metaphor

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(Not) a Metaphor is a student-written work that focuses on the plight of two characters as they attempt to create their futures. All alone in a classroom with a test that will decide the rest of their lives, the two embark on a journey of hilarious and surprising self discovery in the form of a plot twist that will make audiences gasp for centuries to come. This tragicomedy is filled with theatre jokes, slapstick humor, and most importantly, an unprecedented sense of cliché.

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Director: Christina Barbieri
Assistant Director: Andi Goodman
Stage Manager: Rachael Berman
Public Relations: Kiri Bryant


Izzy Bisese
Sam Miorin
Elle Willis